i’m byesexual as in bye don’t touch me
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
WHAT
dude sell that shit to disney
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lookinyoungandpreservedforever:
My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.
I’m pretty sure this is my favorite image on the internet that isn’t porn.
OMG.
(via shit-justgot-real24)
